Santa, if you really traveled to every child's home, or actually to just 50% of the children's homes, wouldn't you burn up in the atmosphere because of friction when you consider the amount of velocity required to cover such a large area in such a short time, even when taking the timezone differences into account? Do you utilize faster than light travel that allows you to bend or fold space to accomplish your mission? Why don't you release the technology to the United Nations so we can explore other worlds? Did communist children get presents from Santa back in the days of the Soviet Union? Does Santa employ illegal migrant workers? What are the labor laws utilized at the north pole? Do your elves get paid overtime or flextime? Do you discriminate against large individuals who apply for elf jobs? Do you have a problem with your laborers abusing meth amphetamine? What are the health plan benefits for working for you?
In my day, Santa OBEYED the laws of physics. These kids today...
12.18.2007 11:33am
Commenting on Dean's World is a privilege, not a right. Dean is your host, you are his guest, and you should behave in that fashion. Dean is not your babysitter, nor is he your punching bag. Please remember this. In general, you are free to disagree with anyone on any subject you wish, but abusive behavior will not be tolerated.
Of course we all lose our tempers now and then. Dean freely admits to being imperfect in this regard, which is why regulars to this establishment will generally be cut more slack than people who we don't know very well.
Still: behave like an adult, or go find somewhere else to play. Thanks.
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Santa, why are you kicking me off of your lap?
Disclaimer: Barely safe for work.
Of course we all lose our tempers now and then. Dean freely admits to being imperfect in this regard, which is why regulars to this establishment will generally be cut more slack than people who we don't know very well.
Still: behave like an adult, or go find somewhere else to play. Thanks.