Did We End The Universe Prematurely By Observing It?
Dave Price
Short answer: no, this is just technobabble.
Less short answer: outside of sci-fi, quantum "observations" have nothing to do with whether a human brain perceives them, and humans are very unlikely to have produced any kind of particle/force interaction so novel to the universe that it creates a species of quantum wavefunction collapse that hasn't happened trillions of times before.
There's about a million fictional allusions to this idea, perhaps best exemplified by a line from an Aeon Flux episode: "Light, in the absence of eyes, illuminates nothing." It's fun idea and a great plot device, but unserious.
Here's the classic "quantum observation" experiment. Note that the results have nothing to do with whether a human happens to be standing there watching it.









Or shorter: "Get over yourself, monkey-man."
I forget who I heard this analogy from, but it's true. You could, using English words, write out the entire contents of a symphony; and the result would be very accurate and yet complete gibberish. But in musical notation -- or in digitized signal -- that symphony has meaning. English isn't the right language for everything.
Now ya tells me!
And I have already cashed in my term life and blew it all on the Strip in anticipation of the heat death.
I wish you people would get your stories straight!
Are you saying the universe is crooked, or is that just our story?
You say that like the two are mutually exclusive. We live in a universe of superposition, where both can be true (and false) simultaneously.
Nah, I was just trying to see if we could get our stories straight.
But if you're saying that we both can and we can't, then I think there's a very good chance you're right about that.
Unless you ain't.
And then we're right back where we started.
Or are we?
Of course we all lose our tempers now and then. Dean freely admits to being imperfect in this regard, which is why regulars to this establishment will generally be cut more slack than people who we don't know very well.
Still: behave like an adult, or go find somewhere else to play. Thanks.