This was a triumph
Andrew Cory
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction... With Portal. The trailer sums the game up fairly well:
The game is part of the Orange Box, but is also available as a stand alone download. It's supposed to be about 2-3 hours of gameplay-- but it took me more like 5-6. And then I had to play it again just for the developers' commentary.
At the end of the game, there's cake. Delicious and moist cake...









Why must you push your human-centric tendencies on the artificial? Maybe they don't want to talk like us. Maybe BASIC is beautiful.
The part in the game towards the end where the voice starts by saying "Remember when..." is fall down funny hilarious.
Assume the party submission position!
Can't argue with waiting for prices to drop in general, but it really is a damn good value, even if you can't get into MP fragfests like TF2.
They've got a nice franchise going. If they can find a way to keep it going the cash will only keep flowing on in.
People like Gordon Freeman. They want him to survive and "win." They also like Corporal Adrian Shephard and want his storyline to have some resolution. And, not to spoil things too much, Barney's ending is okay by me.
Steam is a great way to buy games too. No going to the store, you can be all pre-loaded for the day-of-release, and you can freely download the files again whenever you want, wherever you want: the games are linked to your account, not to your computer, and steam just rebuilds them anywhere you want. So you can go over to a friends house, download steam, download a game, and fire it up to show it to him. They even have gift passes and now gifts (for instance, I already had HL2 and Ep1, so I can now give away the extra copies I got with Orange Box).
I hadn't realized the deal with the gifts. That's pretty cool. I had a "gift" of Counter-Strike: Source; I'm not sure what happened to it.
Of course we all lose our tempers now and then. Dean freely admits to being imperfect in this regard, which is why regulars to this establishment will generally be cut more slack than people who we don't know very well.
Still: behave like an adult, or go find somewhere else to play. Thanks.