Ali Eteraz (mail) (www):
loooool

oh god i am dying

jacob jingleheimersmith, where are u published o great critical thinker of our age?
5.28.2007 9:11am
Ronald Coleman (mail) (www):
On his way to incredible wealth but finds the time for us. Now that's critical thought at its most highly evolved!
5.28.2007 10:54am
HokiePundit (RDB) W&M 0L (mail) (www):
I think "...virile..." was my favorite part.
5.28.2007 11:41am
Tim_the Soldier (mail):
I didn't see the "I'm rubber and you're glue" dialogue. There's always hope.
5.28.2007 12:38pm
Bryan Costin (mail) (www):
Im young.. virile.. brilliant... on my way to being incredibly wealthy... popular.. well adjusted... calm and happy... in control...

I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.
5.28.2007 1:04pm
Mike (mail):
There aren't any self-esteem issues here, I see.

"Zo, young man; tell me about your mother..."
5.28.2007 3:19pm
Casey Tompkins (mail) (www):
ARRRGH, Dean, warn me next time!! I just spewed iced tea all over my keyboard when I read that exchange.

Dolt. See also: Jacob Karsemeyer.

I, personally, am deeply impressed by how he HAS NO BLINDERS, yet he can see "past and through" your "ignorant and terrible ideas." All without actually, y'know, addressing them. But then, I suppose a young virile genius like him can see right thru and "old man" like you in a flash.

Maybe you should consider wearing a thicker-fabric shirt? And some Grecian Formula?

It was a revelation to discover that only 300 people visit this site. I'm shocked, shocked I tell you! They must all visit twenty times every day to keep the numbers up.

Now. About that bit about "calm, happy, and in control..."

Heh.
5.28.2007 3:38pm
willem:
Wants power. Craves power. Will likely do anything short of physical violence to get it. Probably has enough academic prowess and "true believer' chops to get there. There are lots just like him where he comes from... lots of busy bees like these.

Stalin called them "useful idiots." History showed them to be very useful, effective and efficient for the short term gathering of political power and governing authority.

The Dems and their cronies at the MSM are mass producing them.

May want to stop laughing and start worrying about who'll get the last laugh.

Charles Schumer, John Edwards, Karsemeyer... they're the same guy.
5.28.2007 5:45pm
Mike (mail):
I'd worry more about him if he wasn't the type who next year will be explaining to the patrol sergeant called to the traffic stop why he is naked and why there is a drunk girl passed out in the back seat.

Hypothetically speaking, of course. I'm not a prophet.
5.28.2007 6:22pm
Martin L. Shoemaker (mail) (www):
On the way to becoming incredibly wealthy -- by being paid to read web sites. Yep, there's a true genius in training.
5.28.2007 7:11pm
bob (mail) (www):

Jacob Karsemeyer. Yup. That's a name that just oozes virility.
5.28.2007 11:15pm
Rune from Oslo Norway (mail):
"I HAVE NO BLINDERS... I HAVE CHECKED YOUR SITE... I SEE OVER ALL OF YOUR 'IDEAS' THEY ARE NOTHING NEW... I JUST SEE PAST THEM AND THROUGH THEM.. AND CAN SEE THAT THEY ARE IGNORANT AND TERRIBLE IDEAS"

Dean...
He wrote this in caps.
You can't argue with caps.
CAPS ARE THE TRUTH.
BOW DOWN TO THE MIGHT AND WISDOM OF CAPS.
5.29.2007 5:28am
Dan the Highway guy (mail) (www):
Caps Lock is cruise control to cool...
5.29.2007 8:57am
Buddy (mail) (www):
Good lord, what an incredibly self centered Narcissistic individual. No doubt a product of government schools, with their placement of 'self worth' over anything else.

I'm (not) impressed. He appears to be a gaming fan boy and not even a very good one at that. He aspires to be a game designer but isn't taking much in the way of programming, and is seeking to test games for a living (read play video games all day). On the way to stardom, that one.
5.29.2007 9:48am
JRogge:

Im young.. virile.. brilliant... on my way to being incredibly wealthy... popular.. well adjusted... calm and happy... in control... and most importantly...


Wait a minute... if he's so virile... why does his Mom say I am a better lover than him?
5.29.2007 1:05pm
Casey Tompkins (mail) (www):
Ouch. That's gonna leave a mark!
5.30.2007 12:20am
Tim_the Soldier (mail):
Dude, his mom is in a nursing home. That's sick.
5.30.2007 3:39am
Casey Tompkins (mail) (www):
Tim, chill; I hear gumjobs are a lot of fun...

{running and ducking for cover}
5.30.2007 6:22am
sherard (mail):
I'm curious what originally drew him to this site. I do believe some advice is in order here:

Act now while you still know everything!! Move out, get a job, take life by the horns and show the world that your untapped genius can change everything
5.30.2007 6:58am
Martin L. Shoemaker (mail) (www):

I'm curious what originally drew him to this site.


Assuming he's the same Jacob Karsemeyer Buddy linked to above, he currently has a "job" reading Web sites. He runs blog searches for names of video games; and then he compiles a tally of how favorably consumers react to different games, based on their blog posts and comments. Some company, apparently, considers this a reasonably valid research tool, and pays him to do this. And this is the foundation of his plan to become independently wealthy.

So all in all, I blame Andrew and his video game posts.
5.30.2007 1:37pm
Martin L. Shoemaker (mail) (www):
And Tim, Casey, I can't believe his mom is in a nursing home, since it seems obvious that he's living in her basement...
5.30.2007 1:38pm
Casey Tompkins (mail) (www):
In her basement? With all those gumjobs??

Ewww...
5.31.2007 3:45am
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