If I were a veterinarian and you offered to pay me to resuscitate a duck, you'd better believe I'd do it. Farm vets are one thing, but companion animal vets find themselves doing a lot of procedures along these lines.
I guess it's unusual because this is a (formerly) wild animal and not a pet? Because people do that sort of thing for pets all the time.
We spent $600 to save our two cats last year when they ate a toxic plant. That treatment included pure oxygen for one of the cats, IVs, round-the-clock observation, etc.
I have a friend who spent all of the money her family had been saving for a long-awaited vacation to Greece, on a sick dog. The dog died.
In contrast, my mother described how, when she was about 8, her father found a nice home for her pet rabbit (who scratched, pooped in the house and bit) with a nice family on their farm. As they took the bunny away, the farmer called it Hasenpfeffer. Years later she figured out why.
I can understand why people pay for these pet operations, especially when they have kids who are truly attached to the animal. But a duck that was supposed to be food?
GASP! It's a miracle! Bird pronounced dead flaps it's wings and LIVES! Sort of the avian version of the Elvis Lives stories, innit?
Problems with the story:
If that duck had been actually dead in the fridge, and sat in there for two days without being gutted and cleaned and frozen, there's no way I'd be eating it. No way.
Any creature, human and non, being sedated for an operation, will be given oxygen. And "pure" oxygen? As opposed to "tainted"? Of course it's pure. It's the percentage that they might want to list, ie 100% vs. 80%. Or the LPM (liters per minute), ie 6 LPM, 12 LPM, or 15 LPM (which would be considered hi-flow in a human). The bird's perfusion would determine how much O2 it would be given.
The duck stopped breathing, so they thumped it's chest? How about this: The duck's heart stopped beating, so they thumped it's chest. OR the duck stopped breathing, so they rubbed it vigorously to stimulate breathing and then used a pin prick (inflicted minor pain) to stimulate breathing.
Not breathing does not necessarily mean no heartbeat (although if they ARE breathing they definitely DO have a heartbeat).
If I were a reporter (can't call this one a journalist) and that was the story assigned to me, I'd want to make sure I was reporting the story with as much accuracy as possible, rather than resorting to childhood myths and misinformation to embellish my story.
Actually, if I were this reporter and they gave me the story of Elvis The Duck, I'd probably go back to my previous job of timeshare telemarketing.
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Of course we all lose our tempers now and then. Dean freely admits to being imperfect in this regard, which is why regulars to this establishment will generally be cut more slack than people who we don't know very well.
Still: behave like an adult, or go find somewhere else to play. Thanks.
We spent $600 to save our two cats last year when they ate a toxic plant. That treatment included pure oxygen for one of the cats, IVs, round-the-clock observation, etc.
In contrast, my mother described how, when she was about 8, her father found a nice home for her pet rabbit (who scratched, pooped in the house and bit) with a nice family on their farm. As they took the bunny away, the farmer called it Hasenpfeffer. Years later she figured out why.
I can understand why people pay for these pet operations, especially when they have kids who are truly attached to the animal. But a duck that was supposed to be food?
Problems with the story:
If that duck had been actually dead in the fridge, and sat in there for two days without being gutted and cleaned and frozen, there's no way I'd be eating it. No way.
Any creature, human and non, being sedated for an operation, will be given oxygen. And "pure" oxygen? As opposed to "tainted"? Of course it's pure. It's the percentage that they might want to list, ie 100% vs. 80%. Or the LPM (liters per minute), ie 6 LPM, 12 LPM, or 15 LPM (which would be considered hi-flow in a human). The bird's perfusion would determine how much O2 it would be given.
The duck stopped breathing, so they thumped it's chest? How about this: The duck's heart stopped beating, so they thumped it's chest. OR the duck stopped breathing, so they rubbed it vigorously to stimulate breathing and then used a pin prick (inflicted minor pain) to stimulate breathing.
Not breathing does not necessarily mean no heartbeat (although if they ARE breathing they definitely DO have a heartbeat).
If I were a reporter (can't call this one a journalist) and that was the story assigned to me, I'd want to make sure I was reporting the story with as much accuracy as possible, rather than resorting to childhood myths and misinformation to embellish my story.
Actually, if I were this reporter and they gave me the story of Elvis The Duck, I'd probably go back to my previous job of timeshare telemarketing.
Linda
But I have this funny vision of the vet pulling out a pair of paddles and yelling clear before shocking the duck back to life.
30 years ago it would have made an awesome Monty Python skit.
Snort. Good one.
heh :-)
Of course we all lose our tempers now and then. Dean freely admits to being imperfect in this regard, which is why regulars to this establishment will generally be cut more slack than people who we don't know very well.
Still: behave like an adult, or go find somewhere else to play. Thanks.