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First Edition of Methuselah's Daughter

Well we're ready to start taking orders on Methuselah's Daughter, although there's a SNAFU. But first, let me have some people tell you more about it:

"As a novel, Methuselah's Daughter is a delight. John and Dean have built a plausible world around an entirely implausible character, who remains entirely human in spite of her super-human qualities, though she may not realize just how fully human she really is. It is a high bar that not many writers have cleared, but John and Dean have, in essence, made a real woman. At various times I alternately admired, pitied, and even feared Zsallia Marieko, but even in those moments where she is attempting to appear contrived and artificial, the ring of authenticity still sounds through the plastic mask.

"But Methuselah's Daughter isn't just a novel. It is the beginning of the future. 'Engaging' is a word that gets tossed around in the world of literature like a wiffle ball in a Sunday park. John and Dean have taken the concept to its logical next level: a character with whom the reader can actually interact, not only through the novel, but via the Weblog, where Zsallia Marieko has taken on a life of her own, complete with friends, acquaintances, and the occasional antagonist.

"Methuselah's Daughter is an unconventional, fast-paced feast for the mind. If this is what Dean and John look like coming out of the chute, I eagerly anticipate seeing what comes when they hit their stride." —Edward C., Mr. E. Poet

"It's excellent reading, and in a world of 'hey, that reminds me of...' books, distinctive." —Jay and Deb Solo, Accidental Verbosity

"An epic tale woven around a fascinating character. By turns you will love, hate, and fear Zsallia Marieko, but you will never forget her."—Jerry Kindall, jerrykindall.com

"I loved this novel! Not only could I not put it down, to the point of neglecting my own writing, but I was deeply intrigued by the heroine, and when I finished reading her tale, I almost went into a post-partum depression!" —Kristina O'Donnelly, author, "Andromakhe - An epic novel of Troy and a Woman's Triumphant Valor"

“An immortal. That's what she claimed to be. I lurked for awhile, reading every single word as Methuselah's Daughter, or MD as she was known back then, wrote about her past and her present. My heart would beat strangely as I wondered, could she be real? Others argued back and forth, but I decided not to listen to them. I'd had, for a very long time, a question for an immortal. I decided, that for now, I'd believe MD was real. I was going to ask her my question; about loneliness. Somehow, my own fears about loneliness were alleviated by Zsallia's answer. John and Dean brought her to life, but there still is that part of me that believes... Zsallia is real.” —Jayne D’Arcy, author and editor, 3rd Eye Writers Group

And guess what! You can order it now!

However, due to a last-minute SNAFU regarding the cover, we've got a delay in the publication of the regular edition of Methuselah's Daughter. It shouldn't be long though. In the meantime, advance interest has been very high so we've decided to do a special, limited-time-only First Edition, and we can start taking orders for that right now.

To be clear, this initial offering is a one-time-only, special edition. Each copy will be a custom-printed, deluxe bound hardback, and will be personally autographed and numbered by the authors. And once they're sold out, there will be no more copies of that first edition.

This is an open attempt to help us raise some immediate funds, and also to give people who say they really want it a chance to get a special, limited-time-only first edition.

This includes shipping anywhere in the world, within reason. Certainly the UK, Europe, Australasia, etc. should be no problem. We may revisit that if we get any unpleasant surprises.

Buy one. Buy two. Buy ten! But buy now. ;-)

(Yes, we can only take Paypal on this one, although if anyone wants to mail a check or money order that will be fine too. But you'll need to let us know right away if you're doing that because as I said, once this initial run is sold, that's it, there won't be any more. And we should have the regular edition paperback available soon, through more regular distribution channels.)

By the way, if you'd like a free preview, you can check out her blog. It started in December of 2002, and was in fact one of the first blogs in the blogosphere.

Buy now! ;-)

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King of Fools (mail) (www):
Is there an ebook version (iSilo please) available?
8.30.2006 12:00pm
Dean Esmay:
Not at this time, although I will say that anyone who orders the signed &#'d edition will get a free PDF copy as well, if they want one.

That's the best we can do right now, we might have more later.
8.30.2006 12:01pm
Martin L. Shoemaker (www):
If and when that time comes, Dean, I vote for MS Reader format as well. There's a simple add-in for Word for exporting to Reader; or if need be, I can export it for you.
8.30.2006 12:14pm
Jay Solo (mail) (www):
You say it's PayPal only (which we don't have), but on the order page it says "don't have PayPal? Use your credit card or debit card" (approximately, quoting from memory). Is that for real, and it's just that PayPal handles it in either case?
8.30.2006 12:23pm
Dean Esmay:
All right, well, if you'll help with that I'll add that as a free option for anyone who orders this limited edition.

I know it's pricey. We think you'll find it worth it.
8.30.2006 12:24pm
Martin L. Shoemaker (www):
Pricey? $50 for a signed hardbound limited edition? Are ye daft, man? That's market price, maybe even a tad low!

I'm just trying to scrape together the funds. First paycheck for the new contract hasn't come in yet, so I've got a precarious budget for a bit longer.
8.30.2006 12:32pm
Dean Esmay:
Signed, numbered, hardbound limited edition, & also the very FIRST EDITION. And once they're gone they're gone. :-)
8.30.2006 12:39pm
Alice, Lil' Sis of the QOAE (mail):
I emailed Oprah to let her know...

Perhaps, you should just send her a copy as a gift.

Alice
8.30.2006 1:07pm
Martin L. Shoemaker (www):
And Dean, if Professor Reynolds doesn't get one, my assessment of your intellect will drop precipitously. He seems to always mention the books he gets, even if he never gets around to reading them. (And he reads and reviews an awful lot of them.)
8.30.2006 1:11pm
Dean Esmay:
Oh he'll get one.

I don't know if I can afford to send him the limited edition hardbound but I'll definitely offer him a free copy of the regular edition.
8.30.2006 1:22pm
Jay Solo (mail) (www):
And the answer to my question would be "yes, you can use a credit card even if you don't have a PayPal account; it's just that it's all handled by PayPal unless you want to pay by check."
8.30.2006 2:17pm
Dean Esmay:
Jay, I'm sorry, I missed your question. But yes you're absolutely correct. Paypal will accept any regular debit or credit card, just about. You don't have to have your own Paypal account (although you'll basically get one for free if you use it).

Paypal's our only option for now but we will have others.
8.30.2006 2:20pm
Michael Demmons (mail) (www):
Dean: How long will it take to receive a copy?
8.30.2006 2:57pm
Dean Esmay:
Couple weeks. Although I'll email the PDF pretty much immediately if you want it.
8.30.2006 3:28pm
Tyrone Steels II (mail) (www):
Limited edition, eh?? HMMMM!!! Can't resist that. I'm in!
8.30.2006 3:37pm
Deanna Barr (mail):
My Paypal payment will be there right shortly...

Damn fine read, this book. I will look forward to a first edition copy to put in my library.
8.30.2006 3:44pm
Dean Esmay:
(Deanna read an early draft. There's stuff she hasn't read yet in the final version that she can look forward to. :-)
8.30.2006 3:58pm
Michael Demmons (mail) (www):
Cool. I bought it.
8.30.2006 4:38pm
Deanna Barr (mail):
What??? New stuff! Too kewl! I will most definitely be looking forward to reading it again, despite that I just read it for the second time last week.

Now if I can only get Paypal to recognize my new email so the gift certifcate I'm supposed to be getting deposited in my Paypal account will actually be deposited so I can get money to you for my new book...
8.30.2006 5:10pm
MaryJ:
Oh, I am so excited and may I add, PROUD of you two!?! Please send me a first addition and I will get funds to you later, as this move is expensive. I didn't realize all the things it would cause to my bank account but in a few months I will be fine.

I am filled with JOY, utter JOY and tears of pride are welling up in my eyes. What I have read is remarkable and I am so very, very eager my Son!

(Alice, that was a smart move and I bet it is really appreciated!)
8.30.2006 9:32pm